Buffy vs. Twilight

Lessons from Twilight:

Edward: I will stalk you, manipulate you, physically abuse you, treat you like an incompetent child, and contemplate killing you regularly.

Bella: That's okay. I will just internalize your abuse as my fault. After all, you're a man so you must be right.

Lessons from Buffy:

Angel: Hey Buff, you need me to bust in and save you at the last minute?

Buffy: No, thanks. Let me just slice this misogynistic bastard in half, starting with his balls first. Then we can snuggle.

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