So the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) issued a decision yesterday which upheld the Affordable Care Act health care plan, a.k.a. “Obamacare”. Y’know, the one where the Republicans were talking about death panels? Anyways, the Twittersphere quickly exploded, with many angry Americans (presumably Republican supporters) tweeting away about how fucked up the U.S. instantly became due to this one decision (as opposed to how fucked up it already is) and threatening to move up here to Canada.
Hey, douchenozzles! Canada has one of the most comprehensive socialized health care policies in the world. Threatening to move to Canada because of Obamacare is like threatening to move to Amsterdam because you hate marijuana users. Good luck with that.
Only in America would so many overweight, diabetic people with heart disease be upset that they’re gonna have health care.