The whole world’s comin’ to an end, Mal!

If anyone out there in the Toronto area happens to see a white 4-door Dodge Neon, Ontario licence plate ALBV 111, please call the police, because it’s stolen.

That’s right, Guile’s car got teefed. In broad daylight in the middle of Crackdale Parkdale.

The thing that gets me is, who the fuck would steal a 1998 Dodge Neon? Christ people, if you’re going to steal a fucking car, at least take one you won’t look like a fucking dork in.

Man, Red Deer never looked so good as it does right now…

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