Hey folks, just a note that Well of Worlds has been updated with Chapter V: Hard Time.
- Take a big bowl of eggnog
- Pour it down the sink
- Drink a beer
To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
The Wizard of Oz: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer, it’s “art” and “music”. But when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a pterodactyl on the coffee table.
Now We Die
I’m sick. Here’s the new Machine Head video.
Continue reading Guile’s Song of the Moment for December 2014
I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.