I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.
Being against gay marriage is like being mad that someone else had pizza for dinner when you prefer hamburgers.
Hey folks, just a note that The Great Modron March has been updated with Chapter III: Ambushed!
I just spent the last 8 hours working on website design proposals for two women: one runs a hair salon, the other sells organic cosmetics.
I need to watch a hockey game or a Michael Bay movie or something.
This year’s Halloween drinking game is simple: drink every time an Elsa visits your house.
Shouldn’t take more than 20 minutes before you’re done.
This is Halloween
I can’t think of a better tune for Halloween than Marilyn Manson’s cover of This is Halloween from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.
X88B88 looks like the word VOODOO reflecting off itself.
The Devil in I
September was a busy month for metalheads, with new albums/tracks/videos coming out from the likes of In This Moment, Butcher Babies, Crucified Barbara, Motionless in White, Opeth, Hurtsmile, The Contortionist, Exodus, Cannibal Corpse, Steel Panther (with assists from Rob Riggle and Lil’ Jon), Decapitated, Slash featuring Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators, and Mastodon, news about GWAR’s new singer (or singers, it’s not clear yet), live DVDs/Blu-Rays from Anthrax, Meshuggah, Sepultura, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Stryper, a couple of leaked Machine Head songs, Jason Newstead quitting all the social networks, Andrew W.K. stepping up to defend metal from controlling girlfriend dumbfuckery, the awesome discovery that Amy Poehler is a metalhead and Magneto loves metal, and the sad news that AC/DC’s Malcolm Young is suffering from dementia.
I love Canada as much as anyone who lives here, but I’m also the first to admit that we have a bit of a long-term identity crisis happening here.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That’s common sense leaving your body.