If you’re an astronaut and you don’t end every relationship by saying, “Look, I just need space,” then you’re wasting everyone’s time.
When people tell me, “You’re gonna regret that in the morning,“ I sleep in until noon, because I’m a problem solver.
I post videos of music I think is cool. I spend hours converting Planescape into Pathfinder and share it because I love it and I think there are other people out there who will love it to. I just took a quick look at the statistics for the site. Do you know what the most popular post on the whole damn website is?
Through the Fire and Flames
So July is, um, hot… and the title of the song is about fire and flames, uh, which are hot… oh fuck it, just watch and enjoy the awesomeness.
Metal on Metal
Happy Canada Day!
I don’t think this needs an explanation. Continue reading
Kill the Power
I have a confession. Continue reading
If you’re feeling bored, find a group photo of four women on Instagram, and then comment, “You three look great!“ Grab popcorn and wait.
A teacher wants his two students, James and John, to describe a man who, in the past, had suffered from a cold.
James said ”The man had a cold,” which the teacher said was incorrect.
John said “The man had had a cold,” which the teacher was pleased with.
So in conclusion: John, while James had had “had”, had had “had had”, “had had” had had a much better effect on the teacher.
Addle-pated, cook at the Cold Bowl soup kitchen, and Factol Lhar.