It’s inspiring to watch 2017 America wrestle with difficult philosophical questions like “Should people have health care?” and “Are Nazis bad?”
200 years ago people ate organic, unprocessed food and didn’t have vaccines, and lived to the ripe old age of “died in childbirth”.
My family thinks short term memory loss is adorable when a fish has it in Finding Dory, but when I have it, “Guile has a drinking problem”.
I admit I’ve had some rough mornings but I’ve never woken knowing that yesterday three million people protested against me. Yet.
It’s 12:01 PM and for no explainable reason I just gagged a little and almost threw up a bit. I wonder why? [Looks at CNN] Oh…
At first it was funny, claiming you’re moving to Canada if X happens or if Y wins an election. My favourite was when the Republicans claimed they were going to move here because of Obamacare.
It’s not funny any more.
“How did we end up with this clown as President?” asks the nation still mourning for a dead gorilla six months later.
Being Canadian today feels like I’m overhearing my downstairs neighbours arguing about whether or not to set the building on fire.
I was in a cafe and needed to fart. The music was loud so I timed it to the beat of the music. Then I realized I was listening to my iPod.
Emails just aren’t safe. We should hide state secrets deep in the story parts of recipe blogs.