I Don’t Understand Any More

Fuck me, a terrorist threat in Strathroy? A disaffected, white, suburban youth building bombs and supporting ISIS? What’s next, Mike from Canmore declaring a jihad against the Oilers?

The hell is this world coming to? Used to be disaffected, white, suburban youths just bought gangsta rap albums or went to Rage Against the Machine concerts wearing Che Guevara tshirts. Then after a few years of acting like typical young assholes they grew the fuck up and became normal people. Now they want to martyr themselves on the order of extremists, because their daddy didn’t love them enough?

This is just more proof that we all need to grow the fuck up and leave this superstitious religious bullshit behind before it kills us all.

Diagonally parked in a parallel dimension