When the inventor of the USB interface dies, they’ll lower the coffin part way, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, and lower it again. Only to find that it still doesn’t fit, pull it back up again, and turn it back the way it was the first time. This time, it’ll fit.
Battle of the Heroes & Imperial March
Epica perform Battle of the Heroes and the Imperial March from Star Wars, live with a symphony orchestra. As befits their name, it’s pretty epic.
Toxic Garbage Island
The Way of All Flesh
Hey, I promised lots of songs this month, and here’s number four! Who loves ya, baby?
I’m getting sick and fucking tired of the number of women who bash on men (especially white men, naturally) and categorize all of us as misogynistic woman-haters. What, you see a handful of assholes on the internet and immediately slap a label on anybody wearing a penis? (Answer: Yes, that’s exactly what you’re doing.)
I Will Fail You
Last Easter I talked about how hard it is to find some decent Christian metal, so I won’t re-hash it this year. Instead, I’ll get straight to the music.
Break the Cycle
Motionless in White
I suppose you were expecting Élan from Nightwish? Have you listened to Endless Forms More Beautiful yet? Seriously, beyond the distorted guitars, is there anything remotely metal about Nightwish any more? Here’s the link if you really want to watch it instead.
They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Yeah, I know, I didn’t post a SotM for March. Bad Guile. To make up for it, I’ll post extras this month.
Gates of Horn and Ivory
Eye of Providence
Here it is, the first video of The Agonist’s post-Alyssa White-Gluz era.
Sunset on the Golden Age
Pirate metal? Awesome!