Fuck me, a terrorist threat in Strathroy? A disaffected, white, suburban youth building bombs and supporting ISIS? What’s next, Mike from Canmore declaring a jihad against the Oilers?
The hell is this world coming to? Used to be disaffected, white, suburban youths just bought gangsta rap albums or went to Rage Against the Machine concerts wearing Che Guevara tshirts. Then after a few years of acting like typical young assholes they grew the fuck up and became normal people. Now they want to martyr themselves on the order of extremists, because their daddy didn’t love them enough?
This is just more proof that we all need to grow the fuck up and leave this superstitious religious bullshit behind before it kills us all.
Star Wars is the story of an orphaned farm boy who is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion and joins a band of insurgents in a terrorist attack that kills 300,000 people.
We’re starting Wrath of the Righteous in a couple of weeks. In between Skull & Shackles and WotR, we played the adventure We Be Goblins. Here’s my character from that adventure.
Continue reading Brynhildr Licktoad
Marriage used to be so simple. You’d meet a man, buy his daughter, and make awkward conversation until she died in childbirth. What went wrong?
When parents say to kids, “Go to your room and think about what you’ve done,” it’s really good practice for what you’ll do every night as an adult.
1995: I made you this mix tape.
2005: I made you this mix CD.
2015: Here’s a pic of my dick.
Since it looks like this is going to be the final SotM ever, this seems like the appropriate sentiment to leave on.
Continue reading Guile’s Song of the Moment for June 29th, 2015
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.
The Bloody Verdict of Verden
Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross
One of the things I was really looking forward to when I started doing weekly SotMs was having the freedom to post things that are a little… different. Too bad it’s probably not going to last.
Continue reading Guile’s Song of the Moment for June 22nd, 2015
It’s week three of the weekly Song of the Moment experiment and I gotta tell ya, it’s not looking good.
Continue reading The Future of the Song of the Moment